If your household is feeling a little blue at the moment, it’s definitely time to provide some excellent and cheesy content to brighten up your day. The origins of ‘roses are red, violets are blue’ poems and jokes can be traced back as far as 1590 from a poem by Edmund Spenser, but the Valentine’s poems you’re probably most familiar with come from a collection of nursery rhymes written in the 1700s by Joseph Ritson. These poems have been used as a sign of love and affection for hundreds of years. Whether you’re looking to share a sweet poem with your child to let them know you love them or want to teach them appropriately cheeky poems, we’re sure this list will provide you with plenty of chuckles. Cute ‘Roses Are Red’ Poems:These cute poems are best used when you’re looking to say “I love you” to your kids. They’re perfect for reminding your loved ones you think the world of them. 1) Roses are red Violets are blue I don’t care about flowers If I have you! 2) Violets are blue Roses are red I’m never blue `When I’m with you!3) Roses are red Violets are blue Give me a sign Because I love you.4) Roses are redViolets are blueWhat colour flowers should I give you?5) Roses are redViolets are blueAnd I’ll never everStop loving you.6) Roses are redViolets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you! 7) Roses are redViolets are blue You have made all my dreams come true! 8) Roses are redViolets are blue I just wanted to say A big thank you! Cheeky ‘Roses Are Red’ Jokes:These poems are especially for those cheeky monkeys out there who are looking to get to your heart with a joke or two! Sorry adults, these will definitely be the most popular with the kids.9) Roses are red,Violets are blue,You look like a donkey,And smell like one too.10) Roses are red,Pizza sauce is too,I ordered a large one,I’m not sharing with you.11) Roses are redHere’s something newViolets are violet They’re not blue!12) Roses are redViolets are blue I messed up big time Now, what can I do? 13) Roses are redViolets are blue I love chocolate More than you! 14) Roses are red Violets are blue A face like yoursBelongs in a zoo!15) Roses are redViolets are blueI’m colourblind How about you? 16) The roses are wilted The violets are deadThe sugar bowl is empty And so is your head!Totally Silly ‘Roses Are Red’ Jokes:Whether you’re a fan of red roses and blue violets or not, we’re sure that if you’re looking for your daily dose of silliness nothing could be better than a ridiculous poem. 17) Roses are red,Violets are blue,I can’t rhyme,Banana!18) Roses are red,Violets are blue,I’m allergic to flowers,Achoo!19) Roses are redViolets are blueI can row a boatCanoe?20) Roses are redThe desert is dryDon’t go there You’ll get sand in your eye! 21) Roses are blue Violets are redCan you please reverse What I just said.22) Roses are brown Violets are brown Oh, dear! There’s mud all over the ground. 23) Violets are blue Poems are silly I’d rather have roses Than be friends with you! 24) Roses are redViolets are blue The sun is green No, it’s not! 25) Roses are red Violets are blue Search ‘beautiful’ on Google And I’ll pop up too.
If your household is feeling a little blue at the moment, it’s definitely time to provide some excellent and cheesy content to brighten up your day.
