50 Mole Jokes And Puns That Are Super Mole Some

Image © petrabarz under a creative commons licence.Who doesn’t love a list of animal jokes you can really get your claws into?After all, fantastic funnies are good for the mole. We didn’t need to dig deep to find a mole-titude of amazing mole puns and jokes about moles.Funny Mole Puns And One LinersImage © santia3 under a creative commons licence.Power through with a bit of molar energy and a set of jokes that open up a mole new world.1.I don’t think people should tell mole jokes. They are mole-itically incorrect.2.I knew a spy mole who turned double agent. He was a mole mole.3.I went to a really posh, underground party but didn’t enjoy it. It was a bit too showy and mole-aborate for me.4.A mole has just won the lottery. She’s now a multi mole-ionaire.5.I’ve got a special mole friend who really is one of a kind. They broke the moled when they made him.6.My garden has been totally destroyed by moles. It looks like a de-mole-ition site.7.Moles over dramatise everything. They make mountains out of mole hills.8.I had to go and get a mole removed from my shoulder today. I’ve no idea how he got up there.The Best ‘What Do You Get If You Cross A Mole’ Jokes For KidsImage © Photocreo Bednarek under a creative commons licence.Our favourite, funny, furry friends love a good mole-aboration.9.What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music? A mole-ody.10.What do you get if you cross a mole with a gadget used to change the TV channel? A re-mole control.11.What do you get if you cross a mole with a highly explosive substance? A ther-mole reaction.12.What do you get if you cross a mole with a decoration that hangs from the ceiling? A mole-bile.13.What do you get if you cross a mole with a small, flying insect? A mole-squito.14.What do you get if you cross a mole with face cream? Oil of Mole-ay.15.What do you get if you cross a mole with a painkiller? Paraceta-mole.16.What do you get if you cross a mole with an avocado? Guacamole.17.What do you get if you cross a mole with an iPhone? A mole-bil telephone.18.What do you get if you cross a mole with a popular board game? Mole-opoly.19.What do you get if you cross a mole with a famous fizzy drink? Coca-mole-a.20.What do you get if you cross a mole with a retail destination? A shopping mole.21.What do you get if you cross a mole with a machine used to flatten roads? A steam-mole-r.22.What do you get if you cross a mole with a Native American tribe? A Mole-hawk.23.What do you get if you cross a mole with a humped animal? A ca-mole.24.What do you get if you cross a mole with an angry dog? A mole-ious animal.Even More Mole JokesImage © Jiri Prochazka under a creative commons licence.They might not be able to see very well, but moles have a great sense of humour.25.What did one mole say to the other mole after they had one the quarter-finals of a football tournament? Semi-fi-moles next!26.What did the generous mole say when uninvited friends crashed her party? The mole the merrier.27.What kind of test do moles like best? Ones with mole-tiple choice answers.28.What do you call a miserable mole? Dis-mole.29.What do you call a person who collects mole memorabilia? A mole-ector.30.How do moles get in touch with their friends? By e-mole.Image © Ketut Subiyanto under a creative commons licence.31.How do you stop a mole from digging? Take his shovel away.32.Why was the mole’s rental fee so costly? Because he burrowed and never returned.33.Why do moles eat so much? Because they are mole-nourished.34.What are moles made of? Mole-cules.35.What TV show do moles like best? Molerose place.36.Where do famous moles live? Beverly Holes.37.What type of music do moles love? Mole-town.38.Why did the mole say when she joined NASA? I want to explore the molar system.Just For Chemistry Students: Mole Day Jokes And Avogadro’s NumberImage © stockphoto mania under a creative commons licence.Reminding us just how much moles matter, Mole Day is celebrated every 23 October in honour of the most famous mole of all; Avogadro’s number.39.What did Avogadro teach his students in math class? Mole-tiplication.40.Who was Avogadro’s favourite composer? Moles-art.41.What did one mole say to the other mole? We have great chemistry together.42.Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford? She is his favourite super-mole-dle.43.What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate? Marsh-mole-ows.44.What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer? Water-mole-ns.45.What is Avogadro’s favourite day? Mole-day.46.What do call Avogadro’s number of donkeys? Molasses.47.What is Avogadro’s favourite arcade game? Whack-a-mole.48.What is Avogadro favourite food? Guacamole.49.What has 6.022 x 10^23 molecules and is perfect for breakfast? Avogadro toast.50.What is Avogadro favourite type of music? Rock ’n’ mole.